What hates me? Do you have to kill me?
It’s definitely not because I did something to her, because she was going to bury me alive before I did anything to her.
By the way, when I thought of this, I immediately said, "Brother Nong, you made a mistake. She couldn’t stop. She almost buried me alive with her own hands!"
Chinong said, "Then what hasn’t been buried alive? Aren’t you still alive?"
I quickly said, "That’s because my leg caught her and then I kept biting her ear!" "
After saying this, I found that Chi Nong and Cheng Ge couldn’t live anymore, and then they all looked at me strangely, and their eyes were full of lewdness, which made me hair stand on end.
I quickly stepped back and hugged my arms. "What are you doing? I I’m not that kind of person … "
"Hey hey ….." Brother Cheng grabbed me before "not that kind of person? So what kind of person are you? You can’t look down on it. You’re quite HuiLaiShi! "
"What’s the matter!" I think brother laughs with a lewd face and is even more scared. "Go to Brother Nong and don’t look for me!"
"What’s wrong with me?" Chi Nong also smiled at me. "Zheng Ke, did you ride someone else’s body with your legs clamped and bitten?"
"Yeah, it’s not what you think!" I didn’t understand what I meant. I hurriedly said, "You don’t know the situation at that time. This is the case at that time …"
"No need to explain," Cheng Ge said. "Buddies are all experienced people."
"Yes," said Chi Nong. "We all know and understand … no wonder Xiao Ni insisted on killing you. I’m sorry that an open master was so spoiled by you that he didn’t kill you."
"You" I wanted to talk again, but they just walked away.
"Well, forget the willow!" I’m chasing two people. "Brother Cheng, have you ever heard of different five elements of news? What do they want to do every day to collect ghosts and ghosts and harm people everywhere? "
"I didn’t know that I knew this fire hall better," Cheng Ge said. "As the puppet man said, this fire hall is very powerful in the five elements, and it is even self-contained. It is said that it is a secret development Sect from southwest China, practicing witchcraft and worshiping Shenhuo. The living people often behead and then put civet cats’ heads to bury sacrifices. Remember that story I told you before? That story is actually derived from the real case of this cult organization! In the story, the husband was bewitched by the teachings of the Fire Hall, and he was possessed by evil spirits. According to the popular saying, he was schizophrenic. This is still after he went to prison, he told me that the goods were killed by senior believers in the Fire Hall. Although he was identified as mentally ill, he was still sentenced to prison. "
I was surprised and asked, "Is that story true?"
Brother Cheng said, "Shibian seems to have attacked this cult for many years, and the Fifth Brigade and the Ninth Brigade have also been active, but they have never been completely eliminated. Now it seems that there are signs of growing up, and it is not normal to dare to come to the Central Plains to move around."
I stayed for a moment and said, "I have a bad feeling that something is coming."
Chi Nong looked at the night and said, "It’s really getting darker."
Chapter 24 Wonderful rejuvenation is easy to have surgery
Talking, we went to Chinong Villa. Brother Cheng took out a mobile phone, installed a new card and called the police.
Yesterday, Cheng Ge and I went to buy five mobile phones and six mobile phone cards. I asked Cheng Ge why. After Cheng Ge said, did you expect to get it now?
When I got through, I found that Cheng Ge’s voice had changed, and she turned into a middle-aged woman. Her voice was slightly frightened and Cheng Ge said, "Comrade police, I found a cult that claimed to be a cult of the Five Elements of Divine Fire to kill people!"
The other party immediately became highly nervous. "What? Different five elements of shenhuo religion? Where? "
Brother Cheng quickly said the address, then quickly hung up and smiled at us dumbfounded, saying, "So the police won’t find out if we reported it, and we’ll have less trouble."
Chi Nong was surprised. "What a fool! I found you a talent! Do you know ventriloquism? "
Cheng Ge proudly said, "Six phases work on ears, nose, mouth and eyes …"
Chi Nong quickly stopped him and said, "Okay, okay, I won’t ask. I know what’s going on."
Brother Cheng laughed and said, "Really smart."
I said, "but if the police catch those people and ask them, won’t they tell us?" And they also know your name is Cheng Ge. "
Brother Cheng said, "The ten people who wore mourning had knocked their department unconscious before I appeared. They didn’t see me or know my name."
Chi Nong said, "The green robe man is the same as the wood, and the two of them who practice witchcraft are forcibly broken by me and will be swallowed up. The affairs department will forget them two hours before their skills dissipate."
Cheng Ge added, "Even if they say it, we will be fine. You are the victim. I am a hero who is brave and a dead vet. I am a bystander who witnessed my display. We helped the country capture so many cults. Great reward!"
I’m completely speechless
Brother Cheng pushed me and said, "Come on, don’t be in a daze. Go to sleep soon. If the police knock at the door, pretend not to hear."
Chi Nong added, "We really can’t hear anything by pretending not to hear it."
"Dead vet you blow! The cows in the mountains are all dead! "
"There are no cows in the mountains, you idiot!"
“……”
I rolled my eyes naively. These two really have to argue about everything.
I’m not in the mood to listen to them pinch, so I’m going to wash and sleep.
I slept like a log at night and woke up at noon the next day. I don’t remember whether there was a policeman knocking at the door last night, but I didn’t know anything and I didn’t pay much attention to it.
Chinong slept, too. He should have been really tired yesterday.
Brother Cheng was rescued early in the morning. When I woke up, Brother Cheng just came back from outside. He has the habit of doing morning exercises and will practice good words until late.
He went into the house when he saw Chi Nong still asleep in his room. When I got dressed, I saw Cheng Ge kicking Chi Nong’s ass and shouted, "The dead vet got up and the sun kicked your ass!"
"Fuck off! Don’t I didn’t know it was your smelly feet! "
Brother Cheng kept kicking.
Chi Nong finally couldn’t stand the torture of Cheng Ge and got up.
We got something to eat, and then we talked about going to the Zheng family to explore the wind.
I said, "Zheng Weihong is the chairman of Zheng’s Porcelain Group, and his three sons are also company executives, and they must not be at home during the day. I want to say that we will go directly to their villa and see the security guard. Ask Mrs. Zheng if she is not at home, just say that she is going to visit Mrs. Zheng. Isn’t it clear that Mrs. Zheng is dead?"
Brother Cheng said, "Good idea. I’ll ask then!"
Chi Nong took a white look at Cheng Ge. "You have a fierce face and spent more than ten years in the number. When you see the security guard, you will call the police and let you ask a fart! I think it’s better if I go. "
Cheng Ge pointed to Chi Nong and sneered, "Dead vet, you see that your eyes are big like light bulbs, thin like noodles, and the whole thing is a big thief! You look like a good guy? It’s not appropriate for you to go! "
The two of them looked at me after sarcastic comments, and then said, "It’s better to get rid of it."
I shook my head with a wry smile and said, "Everyone in the Zheng family knows me. What should I do if I meet the old fathers?" I met them before Uncle De died, and it was difficult to talk to them. "
Chi Nong gave me a look and said, "Dress you up so that they won’t recognize you."
Brother Cheng said, "A dead vet is the best at putting makeup on people. If he doesn’t become a doctor and becomes a makeup artist, he won’t die of hunger."
Chi Nong hesitated to say, "But Zheng, if you ask Mrs. Zheng at that time and others don’t tell you that Mrs. Zheng died, that’s easy to say, but what are you going to do if Mrs. Zheng lives?"
I thought to myself, yes, too. How can I end up letting them go in and inform Mrs. Zheng that someone is visiting her?
Since we want to investigate whether the evil spirits are special or not and the root cause, we must have a long-term interaction with Zheng Jiali once or twice, and we will definitely not find out what the results are, and we must not rashly startle the Zheng family to cause dissatisfaction, suspicion and disgust. That would be tragic.
Brother Cheng saw me suddenly silent and said, "If Mrs. Zheng comes to her house, just say she’s not dead. Where’s the evil thing?" Zheng, didn’t you say that ten times * * is still in the urn? After all, this thing is caused by aromatization. Maybe the old man couldn’t put out the evil thing but sealed it back in the urn. If Mrs. Zheng is still alive, we will rush into the Zheng family to find the urn! "
Chi Nong said, "You see this big fool is really simple-minded and developed in limbs! It happened a year ago. Is the urn still at home? It’s already buried! Do you know where her grave is? Even if you know that you dare to dig the cemetery and take out the urn? You idiot! You also rushed into the Zheng family to go to the home of a city enterprise boss. You said that if you rush in, you will not be afraid of being arrested again? "
Cheng Ge Zheng scratched his head. "The dead vet said it makes sense. It seems that this thing is really difficult."
I also had some headaches at once. I walked in the house for a while and thought for a while. Suddenly I came up with an idea. I said, "Why don’t I dress up as a fortune teller? Anyway, I’m a fortune teller. If Mrs. Zheng isn’t dead, I’ll go to the Zheng family to mislead people. As soon as I tell them that there is a disaster in the Zheng family, both Mr. Zheng and Mrs. Zheng believe it. I think they will invite me in to see what the house will break up for their families. I think their family is so big that there must be some problems. Even if there are no problems, To solve those problems, I said that if we can’t solve them in a day or two, we need to go to the Zheng family from time to time to solve them, and we also need to look at the graves of those who have died in their family, so that we can have a chance to enter the Zheng family and get in touch with Huafang’s grave. "
Chi Nong’s eyes lit up and said, "Good idea!"
Brother Cheng nodded again and again, but a moment later he asked, "What about Chi Nong and me?"
I blinked and said, "Let Brother Nong help me dress up as an old gentleman. Are you my apprentices?"
Chi Nong "ha ha" laughed. "This is the play of Wu and likui jy in the Water Margin against Lu Junyi!"
We laughed together.
The Zheng family is located in the riverside villa group in the suburbs. I remember the location. After breakfast, Chi Nong dressed me up carefully and put on a fake beard. The hair was combed into a big back, the eyebrows were drawn, the eyeliner was painted, some fine lines were painted, and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses with no degree, a blue Tang suit finger and a bronze ring were used to take a picture in front of the mirror. I couldn’t help but be shocked. Is this still me?
With dozens of years old, the whole one is experienced and mature!